This year's photo recreates the poster from the final installment of the "Twilight" movie series, "Breaking Dawn, part 2."
Because we are not thirteen-year-old girls, we have never actually seen any of the "Twilight" movies. But I am frequently mistaken on the street for Robert Pattinson--no, wait, Dick Van Patten. Whatever.
Also, Jen looks quite hot as a 47-year-old Bella. And we both have the complexion of vampires, so that saved a little time on Photoshop.
We wish you a happy holiday season...may your life be filled with love and happiness...eternally.
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